I will soon be fight training 3x per week. Right now it’s just 2x per week and it really takes a toll on my body. Mixed Martial Arts is a young person’s sport. A young IN SHAPE person’s sport. I’m in the best shape of my life but it’s nowhere near what it needs to be to fight train. My hope is that fight training takes off the remaining 50lbs I have left to lose.

I relieve the pain by soaking in a hot bath after practice. I can get away with this because my three year old Almost Twins “help” me take a bath. They stand by the side of the tub and fill their Dora cups with bath water and pour it on me. Usually on my face or head. I ask them to aim lower but it’s so fun to make mommy sputter and spit water.

The Almost Twins are fascinated with my breasts. And who wouldn’t be? They are spectacular. Heh. They call them Boo Boos. I don’t correct them because they like to talk about my Boo Boos in public. “Mommy has Boo Boos! Haha, that’s funny!  Mommy’s Boo Boos! HAHAHAHA”The two of them laugh and laugh. My Boo Boos are hilarious.

Today at the gym they told the trainers I was going home to soak my Boo Boos. The trainers replied with  awww how cute and does your mommy have owies?

Yes, she does have owies. And Boo Boos.  Thankfully the Boo Boos aren’t in pain. But they are giving me some trouble. I had a mammogram that showed an area of concern, so I go on Monday for futher testing. Hopefully it’s nothing.  Hopefully this is routine. I’ll keep you posted.