My kid! Miss Boo is six. She’s in first grade. AND SHE’S DISCOVERED BOYS!

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

That kid does everything way too early.

It all started when she met a friend of ours. Handsome. VERY. He walks into a room and everyone loses their breath and their minds!  Miss Boo took one look at him and morphed into a teenager. She giggled. She flipped her hair. She cocked her head to the side and grinned. She became tongue tied.

Later she saw his picture on my computer and said, “Swoon!” Then she fanned herself.

Oh boy.

Miss Boo had a substitute teacher. She told us, “Mr. Owen has HUGE muscles. He’s sooo handsome!” She then told me about another sub. “He’s cute, I guess. Yeah, he’s cute. But he’s no Mr. Owen!”

She’s SIX.

Then she asked if she could invite her friend Justin home. “I’ll take him into the laundry room and kiss him!”  I told her NO and that Justin would just wipe his face and run away. She just shrugged. “I much prefer Mr. Owen. He’s brown.”

Oh Miss Boo. The teen  years are going to be something else!