My friend Michelle invited us to her daughter’s fourth birthday party with a Richard Nixon theme the four year old requested.
The video camera was in the car when we arrived and I ran back out and grabbed it and shot footage, knowing I could turn it into an episode of Word To Your Mutha.
This continues to be the most popular episode of the show.
I wonder if the people who work at E! ever get tired of that exclamation point? John Assistant is typing out an email, “Hey, this is John from E. DAMMIT! Backspace backspace. John from E! Stupid exclamation point.”
Do they ever, in a rebellious moment, leave the ! off the E? And if caught, do they get reprimanded by the boss? John Assistant’s boss is standing behind his chair as John types an email. The boss taps the screen and says, “John… the exclamation point…” Instead of an office swear jar, do they have an office exclamation point jar? “I’m sorry John, but I noticed on your letter to Ryan Seacrest that you left the ! off your E. That’s $5 for the exclamation point jar.”
John Assistant hates his job.
I have a new goal in life. To one day make it to the E! offices, roam the halls, and ask various staff members how they feel about that exclamation point. From the receptionist to Ryan Seacrest. Maybe.. even Mankini.
This is the crap we E! List bloggers think about.
We E! Listers give away I love Richard Nixon pencils. Starting right now!
I tried to do the drawing before Matt came home today. I wrote down the entries on pieces of paper, taking time to massage my hand from the writer’s cramp. Then I added each name to Miss Boo’s pirate hat. I handed the hat to JeiJei and asked her to draw a name.
Yeah, let’s wait for Matt. And with the magic of blogging, it’s now bedtime, JuJu. May I please have the pirate hat for our drawing?
JuJu wants to take out the pieces of paper and eat them. BoomBoom wanders in carrying a broom. I don’t know why, either.
BoomBoom draws the first name.
And hands it to me, rockin that Chris Farley/Ralph Wiggum hair.
And the winner is….
BoomBoom draws another winner before JuJu puts back on the pirate hat.
In case tut-tut cannot fulfill her duties as a Word To Your Mutha contest winner, Lauren is our runner up.
A nice exercise in karma, considering tut-tut came to my blog after viewing the Richard Nixon episode of Word To Your Mutha on another blog. And she stuck around. tut-tut, email me with your contact info and your pencils will be in the mail.
Bizarre fantasies about an entertainment cable channel, pics of cute babies, and a prize giveaway. Can your A List blogger do that?
Not if they want to remain on the A List. Thank you and goodnight!
Today my daughter JuJu learned the words naked and mailman.
I sure hope my husband doesn’t get the wrong idea.
